I can grow a beard but it takes ages and doesn't look the best. I could pass for a tramp : ) I don't have one hair on my chest. I need more beef.

Do you have a hairy chest?

Why did you have the beard trimmed?

I'm not being a cunt. You daft fuck.

Crevo still hasn't accepted my friend request. I'm beginning to wonder if he loves me at all.

so corny v v v

How far have you trimmed? Can it still be called a beard?

With a lisp v v

Pay money to be Crevo's friend? I made him a Danger Boys reserve. Without me he'd be nothing but an Outback Hillbilly.

But I need to be loved, Mick. Crevo doesn't love me enough. I'm gonna check tomorrow to see if we're friends.

Anton can have the Italian sausage. Because he's gay.

Why won't Crevo accept me as a friend? There's only you on his friends list.