I love ice cream. Especially chocolate. I like most sweet things. Anything sweet & salty can fuck right off.

I have vodka in the fridge but I'm only drinking tea. How's your day going?

And there was a lot of wad for Crevo. A few Kleenex needed for that one.

Crevo has blown my dandelion flower. I owe him a wish. Can I tempt you with anything? Just make a wish...

Don't blow me yet, I've just given Crevo my daily wad.

I hope 12 hours cooking is worth the effort. Haven't you heard of the microwave burger? You'd have more time for the important stuff like internet porn and trolling.

You were up at 3 am!? That's still night time.

Were you massively stoned?

I like this BG. Colours are good for reading comments : )

I now have tea with sugar! I NEED sugar.

I've slept all day. Been wrecked. Need to go the shop for milk and sugar. Fuck : (