I told you the apocalypse was coming. BUT YOU NEVER BELIEVED ME!

Can I tempt you with a jar of beef paste? Full of delicious meats from Australia.

Crevo's caravan is gonna be destroyed to make way for FEMA camps. His dogs to be crushed into beef paste. That's the rumour.

Have you seen what's happening in Australia?

Has she slapped you yet?

Give her a shout and say you NEED a coffee. Be really moody.

Report back!

Your girlfriend's cleaning the yard? Get off your arse and help her!

What are you doing?

Already did.

ummmmmmmm lol no :)

I have a light on my cell phone but I was at my parents & they live in the middle of nowhere + the power was out .. but I guess I should have tried??? :)