Need tissues for the leakage?

Gonna stop crying now?

I'm gonna buy a mini Nintendo plug and play console with all the games installed on it. Can pick one up for less than £80. Some cracking old games on there,

You suck ballz!

admittedly I would steal my brother's sperm and sweat filled underwear so I could masturbate on it but I don't have one thank goodness lol

Brother incest is not my cup of tea.I am glad I don't have a brother

well you would think the treatment room would stink ta fuck of rotten farts , but what they do is give you this stuff to drink for two days before it ,which cleans you out ,so theres fuck all in there to stink the place out ,but you do fart like fuck , and the nurses dont bat an eye lid ,theyve seen it a 1000 times before ,so tell ted that !

I'm making love to Tammy right now.

Out with Karma today? I went out super early. Very nice little walk. Pissing down now.

aaaargh!