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Overweight people have flatulence. Are you fat as fuck? Do you eat cakes just before bedtime? Skidmarks in your massive undies? Tell me everything.

this willl make Beth real mad

Beth helped him

yes about the tribalism, and even though blue is my favorite color, I go with green & white ^^ lol

Fenian …hmm, are you Catholic?

Did anyone say to you "Who the fuck are you? Get out of my bedroom!"?

Unrepentant fenian bastard.....yes! I was on holiday in the states years ago. I was on a coach tour of Dixie. The group was comprised mostly of Irish and Brits. Well anyway, we stopped off at this hotel in Tennessee to be given a tour. It was one of the largest hotels in U.S I believe, hence the tour. Well anyway, an employee of the hotel who was to be our tour guide, asked us where we were from. She said..."So you guys are all from the UK?" So of course the Brits said yes, but the Irish said..."No we're from Ireland". At which point, this big obnoxious, pot bellied Brummie bastard in our group says..."Oh don't mind them, they've always been awkward!!". So the tour guide says to our group,..."Oh ok then, so should I say UK and Ireland then?". At which point the Brummie chimes in again with...."Yea, in that order!!" So I chimed in by saying..."That's right, we've always been awkward, but what he forgot to say was...awkward and unrepentant". The tour guide pretended not to hear the Brummie fella, and started saying Ireland and the UK, just to annoy him...god bless her.

Today so far I have had 4 shites, so I am Johnny4times today. LOLzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Beth has a loose asshole

ahhh, Scotland …I have a friend that lives in Glasgow, so I kinda know some Scottish stuff ^^
and hmmm …think I’m gonna take the 5th on taking the 5th LOL!! , now - let’s change the subject plz, Johnny!!

Celtic or Rangers??