Wake up fatty.

Enjoy your drink!

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when a woman blow your penis, she thinks the same ;)

... STINKY ! ^^

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ElizabethEllen
ElizabethEllen7 seconds ago
I would NEVER leave my kids with someone like Alex. For one thing, she must know he's a drunk !

Morning sweetness.

Social media is Beth's life support, and I don't mean that as a joke. If she weren't talking about us, what else would she be doing? Probably telling the young girl in her basement pit...."It puts the lotion in the basket", because she's the type the FBI would cut a deal with, to gain insights into other deranged psychopaths. I wouldn't be surprised if she has a shrine dedicated to you, complete with sheep's skulls, pentagram, unused condoms with your name scribbled on them, a voodoo doll with red hair and a shamrock emblazoned on it's chest, and the word "Johnny" sewed into the back of it's head. So if I were you, I wouldn't upload a photograph of yourself...unless you want the eyes cut out of it, and for it to be added to her altar.

I'm annoying aren't I 🐒

its better than Ireland

Dr Legg aka The Walford Ripper- Eastenders' untold story. BBC 1 at Christmas.

The Spunk Bucket for Beth? I've nearly filled it. Just a few more drops. Do you want to finish it off...?