is that a 5 gal. bucket or is it litre's ?

You thought wrong dumb fuck.

do you not find the dogs tend to dig them up ,and then come home covered in shit ? why not bag them and hang them around the house , ive been told it keeps bears away !

so your out in the middle of nowhere in that caravan , so what do you do with all the turds ,do you bag them and throw them into your neighbors property or do you do the enviromental thing and dump them in the nearest river and hope for the best ?

yes i had heard his wife is converting the back room into a padded cell for him.

What the fuck is your banner?

i threw a extra large pork shoulder, bone in, picnic ham in the wood smoker this morning , 10 hrs. later some rly good eatin .

wow you've actually got walls now?!! That's progress...of a sort.

no i have a lovely creme cashmere turtle neck pullover which i like to wear with a well fitted sports casual single breasted jacket ,fetching brown polyester slacks and matching single buckle cuban heeled leather rich loafers ,set of with a No.7 panama !

no i cant ,which is why i dont drink anymore ,i seem to have an inbuilt "asshole magnet" !