Pudding with custard. Oh the Joy.

I've never been fat. Mostly pretty slim.

I was in hospital for 6 months ages ago, 3 meals a day all the time. That was the closest I've been to being fat. I loved the food. Pudding every day : )

I only drink to get drunk. Wine with ice is okay. 2 bottles and I'm wrecked without a beer belly.

Wine gets me pissed pretty quick. 13% is way better than lager. I get bloated with beers.

Christmas BG? Don't have one...

Just opened the wine!

Question.: What snooker player headbutted a referee?

Your channel BG is fucking wank. Sort it out.

Hello Crevo. I am not a Jew.. I'm a beautiful princess with flowing blonde locks.

I hate you.

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we germans have not a idea, what isn"nincompoop" or "nimcom" ??

when we see a left driving and british warm-water and warm-beer drinker,
we must kill him !
the world is better, without your folk !!

all britisch peoples say: "OMG, the german comes to london ? - we kill the half world since the romian impire, but she comes now ??
we must go to america and we hope, the other bad englisch speaking peoples help london !

nobody lile you warm-beer drinker !!
... and we are BACK ;)

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzuINEWS2sk

hmm... ;)

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