Whats a "MurkyBro". Is that Australian slang for a fudge packer? Ya know? A murky asshole and a Bromance.

What are "u people"?

I just puked a little bit.

I bullied the bullies into a state of madness. Like Miggs in Silence of the Lambs.

You'd be flinging sponk at the females. Got U sussed m8.

I've never heard Badslabber speak. I just hear "Girls! Feck!... Girls! whenever I read his comments.

Mark has the most Irish voice ever. Why West London?

English men like Alex and ned are cuckolded big-time

Knick Knack Paddy whack, Ned's got the biggest sack.

You need to grow a sack!

Go and say hello properly to Mark. Be nice.