Where's my cake!?

ted said youve boobytrapped the new house !

You would have been 17+ years old for Bananas in Pyjamas! What the fucking fuck?

Have you watched the Cats movie trailer from a couple of years ago? Fucking hell, what a mess! : )

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hR5YNqE3K8

I need food!

Or a stash of Zyklon B for that special shower...

Oh yeah the village matriarch was married at 12 on a promise her father made.yup.he died while they were climbing down from the mountain >-<.she left shitloads of great grandchildren behind.what a legacy.a daughter of a imam who was a raging communist is a nice ancestor to have lol

I'll call to have a replacement ssi card come in.my sister wants to go to Albania next year for my mother's pension and renew her passport.I felt second hand embarrassment for her

You should set a few hunting traps for stray females hiking in the Outback. That'll work.