Problemo?

England is known as the green and pleasant land. We'll be in a carpark : )

Might be a carpark... : )

The campsite!

Yes camping! Haven't been for ages. Should be a laugh : )

It's 2am. All the nice girls are in bed. Only tramps and alcoholics at this time of night.

Repeat after me - "grinding the corn does not involve anal sex. grinding the corn does not involve anal sex..."

Or horses.

How are your tractor skillz? Can you grind the corn like a real man? With your Ukulele,

How is that a fucking bedsheet? How many moon-shaped bedsheets do you own? And the Hare isn't gay. She's a resistant non-binary pansexual.

I'm being creative right now.