Looking forward to the pc arriving 😀

So the wee man is your younger son?

Not really, it's kind of a hand me down. Some of the parts are missing, ok mates....only, but no woman. I want a refund.

Wake up!

Emperor is just a figure-head, has no government power lol. Japan just legalised same-sex marriage. I move to America cuz I fall in love with a man who happens to he American and I am tired of long-distance.

I'd be happy with any fanny juice : )

... where are you ! - are you going to get beer ?

Why so fuckin hostile? We're friends you silly bitch.

yes, you are my left-driving FÜHRER, and i like you more, than the wolfsschanze,
... and mercedes-benz ;)

how are you ?
... and does your kilt have a small pocket like a jeans for lipstick ? ;)

its 10.40am....