r u that dopey bastard that used 2 wear the dress in monarch of the glen?.....

black snakes that r attached 2 a black fella.....

Do you like "Video Games" by Lana Del Rey? I saw you post it on Ned's page. I love that song.

ned has black snakes in his undies.....

I'm not popular with Ren's flunkies, because they survive on the crumbs of attention that she throws their way. Without it, their lives would have no meaning, so when I go after Ren, they all jostle for position to see who among them can lick the rim of her arse the best. Take Creepo for example. He'd probably have his house long built by now, if he wasn't fawning all over that neglectful, dead beat, dope fiend all day, everyday.

Craziest thing I've ever done? I dunno if it was the craziest thing I've ever done, but one of the stupidest things I've done is to swipe a fire extinguisher from a nightclub, and then go running down the street with it, hosing down my mates. I was fair game for the cops when they saw me. Amazingly, I wasn't booked, they just took the extinguisher off me. There's other stuff that I'd rather not mention lol How about you?

dunno, theyd both end up dead......

no, no1 really likes him....hes just a turd......

did u know ned was a dancer 4 madonnas 1990s european like a virgin tour?.....

I don't live in Liverpool, I lived across the Mersey
I'll be moving back there when I've sold this place

massive chin has a completely different meaning in chester 2 what it does in the rest of the world.....