had 4 beers n passed out...stiff n knackered from going up n down ladders n carrying steel up n down stairs...been a few months since ive done any physical work....last time was digging that hole at the caravan.....

About the past week with the semi.

For 71 years old she's shaggable.

Not lying, my new medication is causing me to have a semi-permanent erection that's become painful as fuck. It's annoying.

Check out Annie Potts for a proper sexy granny fanny.

Not had jam rolly polly for years. Dry as fuck, needs loads of custard.

After my sister you are the person I text most!

ned is the dog

Lynn is the dog : )

dutty is how the scots spell n say durty.....