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@TurdingJohnny · Know-It-All
Member since 6/28/2025
Know-It-All

I go Turding with Lynda and Riny we live stream at 8.00pm every Saturday . Just before Roys imaginary Disco

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Turding many, many times a day. With Lynda and Riny.

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How many Jews do you think Big Stupid Roy's family killed while they stole their money, art and gold teeth?

  • Millions 80%
  • Thousands 0%
  • Hundreds 20%

10 votes

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flok142
1h ago

the Gonkulator ,
i don't know if you can view this ....
it's Top Secret

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TurdingJohnny
1h ago

In einem fernen Land lebte einst eine Hottentottenmutter, die zwei Söhne hatte, die stotterten und ein bisschen trottelig waren. Man nannte sie deshalb die Hottentottenstottertrottelmutter.
Eines Tages wurde auf diese Mutter ein Attentat verübt. Der Mann, der das tat, war folglich der Hottentottenstottertrottelmutterattentäter.
Dieser Attentäter wurde gefasst und in einen Holzkäfig gesperrt, der mit einem Lattengitter versehen war und in dem sich sonst nur eine Beutelratte befand. Dieser Käfig hieß somit Hottentottenstottertrottelmutterattentäterlattengitterbeutelrattenkasten.
Doch der Attentäter brach aus! Ein hottentottischer Soldat sah ihn rennen und rief ganz aufgeregt: 'Herr Hauptmann, Herr Hauptmann! Ich habe den Hottentottenstottertrottelmutterattentäter gefangen!'
Der Hauptmann fragte: 'In welchem Kasten hast du ihn denn?'
Der Soldat antwortete: 'Na, im Hottentottenstottertrottelmutterattentäterlattengitterbeutelrattenkasten

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TurdingJohnny
1h ago

Yes, Riny, just go to bed. I know Roy can be very confusing, and you are not too bright either, but six and half a dozen are the same thing ....

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BendoverBaloo
2h ago

Hey check it out it's that sick weird shit you're into you van jack off your tiny one inch cock to all these pictures bro
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Tianzhu
3h ago

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Tianzhu
4h ago

Heaven's Hitman
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HeavensHitman
5h ago
Private Society

Dropped any depth charges lately, that you're immensely proud of? Don't be modest.

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TurdingJohnny
4h ago

No, they are all bits and bobs with the Kefir nothing bigger than a thumb but lots of thumbs

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BALOO
5h ago

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it is always interesting when an internet connection goes down and -
you see how many users (channels) are then unable to be online ^^

... hmmm ;)

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TurdingJohnny
6h ago

Five or six hours to fill out three forms? ................... You must be a complete idiot.

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BALOO
5h ago

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if you’re stalking a german person, you should learn german !
... 3 applications, not 3 pages ;)

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Jacob
13h ago
Content Creator

who

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Jacob
1d ago
Content Creator

what have you got against socialists

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TurdingJohnny
1d ago

Hi Lynda,
I never respond to that asshole.
Last week, I sent him two words:
"Drop dead"—but apparently, he’s still alive.
I’m not saying anything else about him; all he wants is attention.

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TurdingJohnny
1d ago

WinterBlue
BlueWinter
44m ago
ignore johnny and dont respond to any of his comments


What even when I try and tell Roy to look at the obvious signs . Riny is a fucking nutcase; he really is hard work with all his mood swings . Roy you need to see what we all see

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TurdingJohnny
1d ago

Roy, just a reminder to not forget to apply for your pension. I know that old people can suffer forgetfulness, and we don't want you starting to complain about your missed pension as well as everything else that you complain about every fucking day of the week.

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TheRemarkableBrain
1d ago

@Baloo hey! Did you seriously block me? Oh god...what a butthurt faggot.

-------TheBrain

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BALOO
1d ago

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yes, you brits think it's good to insult yourselves and your father's,
we germans are a step ahead in that respect. - but you still have -
your friend FAT JOHNNY, you two are on the same level.

... don't start crying now > IDIOT !

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