Good morning Slabs!

Jesus died for your sins you fat cunt!

I can put a VHS up your ass so you will upload it.

Lol there's sources out there that helps you convert vhs to a digital format

Eeeeewwwwwww blubber.atleast fist some female snooker players but be more gentle >°<way more gentle

If you want to upload a video, first go to Jacob's page and kiss his ass with some obsequious flattery. He will then make the video upload feature available to you. You will be charged €2 per minute of the video's length. Once your video is uploaded, you will receive an additional charge of €5 per day, every day that the video remains on the site, during which time Jacob will send you a fresh dick pic in your inbox each day, as per the terms of agreement that you signed up to.

If you have any further questions, please feel free to write them down and put them in a sealed and stamped envelope, before cramming it lovingly up your ass. Alternatively, you can contact Jacob via the email address provided at the bottom of this page, and someone...somewhere who might actually give a flying fuck, will respond within 2 - 4 business years.

Seriously though, click on the words "Video Upload" at the top of the page. There's a clue there, video and...upload.

I haven't a clue Slabs! I've not even tried yet.

I think you have to press the button "VIDEO UPLOAD"

You have to prove you are innocent

If you don't, you are in danger of being executed.