He's eating pies alone in a field right now.

Crevo's caravan of doom is sagging like an old trollops vagina.

Ur a doctor and a bishop?

Ur confusing it with ur penis.....

That Mark is a total fruit.

I though I'd said hello earlier! I've been keeping a low profile due a massive binge drink hangover. Happy Paddy's Day!!!!

You've been avoiding me!

Good evening fellow Scenes Feed user. I am a concerned fellow Scenes Feed user who has borne witness to you using profanity on this site on many an occasion. I feel it my duty to inform you, that in the effort to assist the site administrator in keeping this site family friendly and free of vulgarity, I have reported you to the site administrator and requested of him that you be banned. I am sorry for any inconvenience that this may cause you, but it would be my hope that you would take something positive from the experience and change your ill-begotten ways. If you have any questions, or would care to reply, please feel free to do so. However, I would ask you to refrain from using profanity on my page. Thank you.

Sincerely yours
Marjorie Whitmore Q.C, M.B.E, U.V.F

oh and happy no snakes day :)

Good morning Slabber Im making tea do you want some....