I thought you liked the commune?

Down to my last few spliffs. Hopefully get a delivery tomorrow. Woo!

Wake the fuck up!

Hello there.

Ned went 2 the hardware n asked 4 a left handed screwdriver n striped paint.....

I am thinking of having a pooping competition, anyone who enters must time how long from sitting on the lav to pulling your strides back up again in minutes and seconds . Then tell us the color and weigh and how many poops in the bowl. Do you want to enter into the competition ?

Ol Ned's lost the plot...turned in2 a blithering eeediot....

Good thing I don't live in Florida then....Caint theyz ridez thar or sumthin?....sound like a pack of n'........erds.....

Is genocide actually worth it?

If all our women are killed in a genocide there'll be fewer creampies.