Just leave em....trying 2 exterminate my occasional source of free prganic meat....fuckin cunts...

Ned says you fap all the time.

Just had a call from "the govt" asking if I consent 2 them flying around my place n shoot the deer from a helicopter cause they're "a big problem"...I said I haven't seen a deer 4 months n no u dont have permission 2 fly around here in choppers with guns sticking outa em....I'm still pissed that sum1 shot the little mob that'd hang around the house every morning, but they're feral pests according 2 a bunch of wankers...it's them that r the feral pests imo, trying 2 fk up my utopia....

Reach for the lasers.

I'm having a disco in my bedroom.

That's the plan.

oozing creme fresh.

I'm 4th in line. I win the cream pie.

Are you tempted, Grandpa?

Easy...? Like a slut? You'd be sloppy 3rd in line after Creevo and Slabs. She's a right dirty cow. In her Hogwarts uniform too.