Take a drive there n lick ur finger n hold it out n test the temp...then do the same at ur current place...

So is the new place hotter pr cooler that the current 1?...

Short shorts can be nasty. Like you said, balls hanging out. You don't know where to look if someone's sitting in front of you with spread legs. I rarely wear any type of shorts.

So is the new home in a better location or whatever?

Fucking Jews ruining my sex life.

Did I tell you I'm celibate?

I'm 6.2 inches. Quite an average cock but it's only used to take a piss and masturbate.

Ever measured your cock?

Are they tight swim shorts like speedos? Showing your beef package to the ladies?

Of course geography you sarcastic twat! Are you gonna be on higher or lower ground or nearer the sea? FUCK! 15 miles here would't really change the weather much unless you lived in the mountains or right by the sea.

How come the weather is so different 15 miles away?