No theme, no plan, no regrets — just whatever seemed like a good idea at the time.
Paraguay
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What if I told you I was a priest?
I'm celibate.
The Lynx is a genuinely sexy animal.
Did you really see a kangaroo shag a llama? That's fucking hardcore. Is it on Porn Hub?
For the lulz.
Ever seen a woman shag a horse?
I hate clipping the dogs nails.
Did I fuck do it myself. Wouldn't that be illegal?
I felt like Jack the ripper.
At the time I had another staff called Rocky who had no balls. It seemed the right thing to do but it's not nice taking your dogs bollocks off.
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NedsMissingTeeth
2y ago
What if I told you I was a priest?
NedsMissingTeeth
2y ago
I'm celibate.
NedsMissingTeeth
2y ago
The Lynx is a genuinely sexy animal.
NedsMissingTeeth
2y ago
Did you really see a kangaroo shag a llama? That's fucking hardcore. Is it on Porn Hub?
NedsMissingTeeth
2y ago
For the lulz.
NedsMissingTeeth
2y ago
Ever seen a woman shag a horse?
NedsMissingTeeth
2y ago
I hate clipping the dogs nails.
NedsMissingTeeth
2y ago
Did I fuck do it myself. Wouldn't that be illegal?
NedsMissingTeeth
2y ago
I felt like Jack the ripper.
NedsMissingTeeth
2y ago
At the time I had another staff called Rocky who had no balls. It seemed the right thing to do but it's not nice taking your dogs bollocks off.