Sorry if you've already told me this. I sometimes forget things after loads of vodka : )

Are you moving Canada!? Really?

Don't force me to bring out the gimp.

You called me an actual ni**er?

Like for like property or complete change?

Drinking coffee at the mo. Need to get teabags : )

Looking forward to the move?

Wake up.

Creevo believing he looks cool on a Harley is all in the mind. He's a fucked up MESS!

You'll have to be extra careful with Bandit when he's off the leash. He gonna be fucked otherwise.

you only tell me fairy tales like all the sailor's !!
heey, can't you weld captain ? ;)
do you have no wooden electrodes on your old sailboat ? ^^

( YOU ! )
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