you choose your dates based on their vehicles lol I know a few harley girls who wont date a guy without a bike. Sorta limits the opportunities but honestly no one else would date them anyway.

at least the boat wont tip over on friday nights

she has a club foot and cant cook. No boats, just 25 cats.

see? works out perfectly. Because you wouldnt want to date my mom anyway. She'd make you quit smoking dope.

as a matter of fact it is, Im a teenager and youre an old hippy. It wont work out.

I don't fucking know!

Why aren't I handsome like I used to be...? WHY!?

Evening Mick!

hahaha hilarious what you put on my page ….and also totally understandable loooolll

dont let it go to your head it was a valentine moment lol