What if you planned world domination? You couldn't escape the sofa. All your ideas botched.

Does the sofa listen to everything you say like Hal 9000?

So is it a "smart" sofa?

Yeah but have you tried the sofa USB ports yet?

just drove 5hrs back 2 sydney n as soon as i hit the city theres a breathalyzer cop setup waving in the cars in front 2 booze test em....i wasnt worried about drinking but i had the dogs in the cab unrestrained n i think thats a few $100 fine per dog....i was 1 car off being waved in but theyd filled up so the cop waved me on....stopping n talking 2 some dickhead cop was the last thing i felt like doing after the drive.....

Do I cling?

Hello there. I'm annoyed and hot, how are you feeling? Badslabber called me a clinger.

Plenty of malt vinegar v v

French fries drizzled in beef gravy. Can you handle it?

Oysters. Are you a fan?