Oh hello Old Fella. I have the best sister ever. She's just left me about 4 spliffs. Nice little bonus. AND I have a weeks worth of Zopiclone. I've barely slept for DAYS. Yay depression!

So only two beers?

Wet skids because of the Alzheimers!

Gravy!

ned walkin around in his hawian shirt n shorts n sandals n long white socks with a skinhead haircut.....smh....

40ltrs of piss n pooh....

Mohawks are shit!

I always had a skinhead at the barbers. Not completely bald, a few millimetres long. Then I'd let my hair grow till it became messy as fuck. Then get another skinhead. Only had about 2 haircuts a years like a fucking tramp : ) Never had a mohawk.

Did you ever have a bowl cut as a kid?

Morning Mick.

Nah! Well, maybe. I dunno. Scary to think about.