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call the PIZZA - and telephon-number- NED is falling now ;)

... with double cheese ! ^^

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Oh the torment!

last year? … hahaha like I’m common white trash or something lol

I put them up … clear ones in the front and colored ones in the back …tbh though, I do hate taking them down … but not bc I’m lazy but bc it looks so much more fun with them

wbu? … you decorate your golf cart?? :P

the other day i was on the roof of the deck n i head a loud noise that was getting louder, i was like "huh, wtf is that noise?"....it got louder n then i looked up n there was a swarm of bugs flying over about 50ft above me....id say it was bees but they were 2 high above 2 see em...never seen that b4.....

lol sounds like my kind of holiday recipe

whatcha cookin for Christmas???

i got my doubts if ned knows what a tent is....."oh look its a little house made of fabric".....

Christmas marijuana > Christmas mistletoe

….and ik you’ve had plenty lol ❤️

Loose stools sink ships!....

i recon the eng n irish permanently having explosive diarrhea sums them up.....the filthy stinkin bastards......

i hear the english national dish is cod head gruel.....