The man came today to do my UPVC soffits and eves and now the bastard has the cheek to want 1800 of my 2 weeks in Turkey money

Happy Holidays ! Old man, how is life in Florida you junky son of a gun. I heard florida got some good fentanyl but that shit it's pretty dangerous, so stay away from it. I hope the holidays bring you much happiness and good health man. Take good care of yourself.

I'm sexy like Alzheimer's.

Dribbling from the mouth?

You can have me on a bun. However you want it, old-timer.

My ass is made of beef. Can I tempt you with an ass burger?

Cods head? Ted has eaten cock heads

WANKER V V V V

Not a fan of smoked cow. Much prefer beef. No one since the war has eaten a cod head, at least not in England. It's Badslabber's favourite pudding.

So did you have grilled pig?