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bears are loners and not homosexual, you are homosexual, like all womens ! ^^

... thank you for nothings !
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I know one thing for certain. You have a face like a hallibut that's had its fucking head smashed in with a house brick.
When was the last time a man ever gave you a second look? You look like a fucking turnip.
I'd probaby shag you though. I have low standards when I'm drunk. Which is most of the time.
You want to meet up for casual sex? I'll bring a bag to put over your head.
Are your tits decent at least?

If nato wont back off, there will be another Cuban Missile Crisis

Are you still a total [b] CUNT[/b]

Twice today already and expect another before bedtime which will be in 2 hours time. I always prefer to go Turding before bedtime as after bedtime can be very messy.

go to hell

Are you feeling erotic right now?

I haven't felt erotic for years.

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... hey, i like your "Rod Stewart"- hairstyle ;)

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You have two channels on here now you cunt, or has Wanky Cranky got another clone?