dang coke?....

yeah well...
been there. arrgh

my other idea 4 a movie is "ned n macka do america"....bit of a play on the beavis n butthead movie but wth.....

i might look up some old b&w classic movies 2 watch 2nite on yt....who knows maybe 1 day "will u make gumbo 4 me" will be made in2 a classic movie.....

the movie then continues with us travelling up the east coast stopping at n sampling many different resorts, like those old 1s in upstate new york n have guest appearances of bing crosby n ginger rogers n even abbot n costello......we gradually grow fonder n fonder of 1another n then we cut 2 the last scene/chapter of us standing arm in arm on a lookout over looking niagra falls...we're all wet from the spray of the falls but we dont care....i then say "miss ren ive got a confession 2 make"...n u reply "i hope it aint anythang bad"...n i reply "well u know i said im setting up a travel company?"....n u slowly reply "yae'essss"....i reply "well its actually a honeymoon travel company"....u look a bit confused n it clicks..."is y'all askin me 2 marry u??"......i then reply "there no1 else on earth id ask"....then we embrace n smooch passionately n then we notice a group of elderly tourist that had been eaves dropping n they started clapping when we kiss....we both look up with surprise at them then look back at 1another n smile n keep smooching.....the camera pans out n the scene disappears in2 the mist n swirling spray of the falls n then roll credits....

the end.....

yes, niagra falls....

next scene is me out the front of ur aptmnt complex in a big old 1930s cadilac convertable n u running out with ur bags n putting em in the back seat, i then ask "all set?"...n u reply "not quite"....n run back inside n reappear with more suit cases n im looking around at ur bags n u run back inside n re emerge with more luggage...im like "miss ren do u really need all these bags?"....n u reply "yes of course, u want me 2 look my best 4 our business dont u?"....n i sigh n slump back in2 the seat n pull my hat down over my eyes n u run back n n get more bags.....

u instantly perk up n ask if im 4real n i asnser "yes, n i think ud be perfect at the job".....u then sit back n look suspicious at me 4 a sec n then break out in a big smile n say "ok, but this is strictly a business deal" n i reply "yes of course my dear, i wouldnt dream of doing anything ungentlemanly"....u then hold out ur hand n we shake on the deal.....then the movie cuts 2 the next scene.....filmed in b&w.....

somethings up with posting comments....its only posting half of what i wrote.....

chapter 2 could start with us sitting in a fancy hotel lobby having bloody marys n the bell hop comes over 2 u n says "miss ren?" n u say "yae'es" n he hands u a telegram from ur boss informing u that uve been sacked from ur job....u read it n break down crying saying "oh lawdy, what ever am i going 2 do?".....i calm u down n then break the news that im driving 2 niagra falls n im looking 4 a tourist guide 2 come with me n help set up a travel company.....<cary grant voice...u instantly perk up n ask if im 4real n i asnser "yes, n i think ud be perfect at the job".....u then sit back n look suspicious at me 4 a sec n then break out in a big smile n say "ok, but this is strictly a business deal" n i reply "yes of course my dear, i wouldnt dream of doing anything ungentlemanly"....u then hold out ur hand n we shake on the deal.....then the movie cuts 2 the next scene.....filmed in b&w.....

I am so drink 🍸