Nah, I'm more like the good friend that comes into your dressing room before the big show, clears out all the groupies, and slaps some sense into your drug addled brain.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have five fingers
But tonight you’ll get two

Awww look at your groupies gathering around you to lick your wounds. It's always so heart meltingly nice to see. Don't worry Ren, you may not have me to stroke your planet sized ego, but there are plenty of other rim lickers on here who are more than happy to take the job. Just look at Creepo, he acts like a smacked puppy every time you give me even a little attention.

Ren & Stimpy living the life of a Bonnie & Clyde. Shooting up niggers and stuff.

LOL this is priceless, you're genuinely pissed that I don't remember, and that you're not the centre of my world...aren't you? 😅

Honey get over yourself. I saved your pic because I was going to include you in a shout out vid, nothing more lol You just can't stand the fact that I'm not one of your lick ass groupies, and that I never was...can you?

mark thinks he can trick us with that "opposites attract" fairy tale.....

I love you too, honey bunny. We're a modern day Bonnie & Clyde. Naughty but nice ❤

I have zero problem with you slapping my poem up here or anywhere else. If it was as good as the one's I wrote for Ashley, Sherrie, Megan and Nadine, then I'll proudly boast it's mine! Emily thought I was a good poet, and Emily hates me lol

Go on then, write me a poem : )

What did I do? I don't follow. Megan was absolutely gorgeous. A real stunner. I remember Johnny4Times making fun of her sister who died in a car crash, and I felt compelled to white knight her. I sometimes wonder where she is now. She was 10/10 for sure. You're more of a 6.5/10...which isn't bad, not saying you're ugly. But Megan I would have laid down my life for. ❤