ol mark has 2 use 1 of them hemorrhoid cushions atm....in fact most of the time.....

Well...you're certainly inquisitive about old Mark the shark all of a sudden aren't you? I call myself Mark the shark, because I eat aussies for breakfast.

I met her in a bar about 2 months ago. But we hadn't been able to meet up again until now, she's super busy, and lately...so was I, with my new job. I wanted to take her somewhere nice in town, but she suggested a walk in the park. It's a long story, but suffice to say, there were numerous mix ups about where exactly we were supposed to meet. It took us almost an hour to find one another, very stressful. By the time we met, we were both strung out and pissed off, but my old world charm saved the day. She's a lovely person, very easy to talk to, very open. Cute too.

isnt it nice not having ned around n we can have sensible adult conversations.....

Are you wearing knickers?
Ned said you don't wear them

The car cost £7,500
The insurance was £1,300
something like that

I went on a date tonight. It started out a disaster, but ended really well. Usually that happens the other way round to most people, but I'm something special.

bitch please, I'm hardcore. Now get in the truck.

not off the top of my head...maybe if i heard a few songs it might ring a bell....unless they were 1 of those just big in america bands.....

My mum had to buy her insurance as well

My channel is hoppin! Admit it, I'm totally gangsta. 🤘