Oh I know what you could ask from Santy. I'll write out the letter you can send him, and then you just email it on to him. Ok here goes....

Dear Santy,

Mary Ren here. I know that last year when I asked you for a man in my life, that I was putting the cart before the horse so to speak. I now realize that in order to have a man by this time next year, that I should first ask you for a heart, seeing as all I currently have is a sense of my own self importance and entitlement where my heart ought to be. Could you please see to it, that I get a heart this year? I'm hoping that if you send me one, it will enable me to one day evolve into a mature and considerate adult, and I will be then be able to leave the spoiled, self absorbed, attention seeking brat that I am....far behind. Thank you Santy.

Insincerely yours (as I am still incapable of sincerity) n'est pas?

You favourite Cajun Mary Ren

Here's to the new year! Same depressing divorcee shit, different year....for you lol

Happy Holidays dope...I mean, dope fiend. It's one and the same really.

Did you have a good thanksgiving? Giving thanks for the fact that the Indians had no immunity to your many diseases. You could probably wipe them out completely, just by sleeping with a few...seeing as you've been around the block so many times by now.

Anyway, I was going to wish you a Merry Christmas, but then I remembered that you're a single mother of two...and I thought to myself, well...shit, what does Ren have to be merry about this year, or any other year to come? I mean, it's not like your getting any younger, or any less single...so instead, I figured I would just wish you a somewhat less shit Christmas than the one you had last year. Then I thought that I would tell you to go shove my festive greetings up your ass, along with some holly...but I said to myself, nah...that's a bit mean. Then I remembered it's you, so....go shove my festive greetings up your ass with some holly.

Happy Holidays Ren :)

The CDC now recommends pregnant women wear a mask on their vagina so the baby will come out immediately masked up.

n hows muh lil o'l dung beetle?.....

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CHERIEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ...

... where are you ????? ... ---❤️--->

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXCVIXXNghw

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You may recall that Neil Diamond song … 🎶 you don’t bring me flowers 🌺 the cost of me doing business requires you to become creative. I need a female fix and Julianne Hough has a new BF … so there goes my hand fantasy. HAHA! Perhaps, Rachel McAdams might need a Christmas candy cane, but I am getting bored by myself … trust me, it’s a phase that passes … anyways, much ❤️ love sent your way and may the new month that soon finds you be a beautiful time forward 🙂

We are fucked v v

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nc3gx3qj1Mk

n hows muh lil ol abattoir boner?.....

Hope you and your daughters enjoyed a nice Thanksgiving ❤️ yeah, he’s been a bit quiet … but he did post on Instagram (something to do with his clothing line). The IPHONE is most likely intentionally designed with a short shelf life in mind and for people to spend more $$$. Anyways, enjoy the weekend that now finds you ❤️