fate, it seems, is not without a sense of its own irony's channel

A genuine cat/elephant combo : )

HHHHHEY JP 💜

so nice to see you back here, but even nicer to see where you just came from!! Haha …looks awesome!!
…did you gamble? …was the weather nice?? …did you see any of the Kardashians there?!!! looool!!

well ofc I’ll miss seeing you around here frequently, but going on trips sounds like for sure the right decision :P ….and luuuuuuuulz about Ned being me & Crevos baby!!! …i love it!!

thanks so much for coming by for 420, and I’ll defo check that cannabis shop out 💚

hope all is well & stays well,
Me xo 💜

Morning x

Happy 420, JP 💜💗💛

lol very fucking desperate ….yep, pretty much haha

I love the b&w pic on your page of the girl in the white swimming suit on the back of the boat ….looks like a classic pic back from when America was still a classic :|

it’s been a rainy weekend here …hope the sun is shining where you’re at 💛

Hola JP 💙

so, what’s good w you? ….not much over this way besides taxes, taxes, taxes!! …only 6 more days and it’s (mostly) OVER!!! ….& I am very very ready lol …I’ve been so busy, tbh, I’ve fallen way behind on my celeb gossip ..I did see Emily Rat(idk how to spell it lol) and Harry Styles are dating now …damn that girl moves fast, right? …I bet poor Olivia’s barely had a chance to move her things out haha

so I’m glad the week flew by ..nothing like a little pre-weekend motivation to get the good vibes vibing …hope you have a good day b4 Friday & talk to you later 💙💙💙

CINEMATIC FARE AT ITS ABSOLUTE F*CKING FINEST 🤔

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Happy Easter bro! I'm fantasizing going on an Easter egg hunt involving Shay Laren and Julianne Hough below. No back yard, just Shay and Julie, wearing little to cover the presence of the eggs. 😉

So the HAND FANTASY attached to Julianne Hough may unfortunately be over and the time to find oneself to a Tantō (short sword) may be NIGH 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 One may strive to honor the tenets of Bushidō, BUT NOT IN THIS CASE. That being said and to all concerned ~~~ on a much more serious note: I hope the season of hope and rebirth brings many fine things your way.

Happy Easter JP ♡

lol it's the thought that really doesn't count. 😅 I think gift certificates are a brilliant gift! Let's people get what they want. So long as it's a sizeable gift certificate for a decent store that is.....😁

Thanks bro! What a COOL birthday card, I really like it. Very thoughtful of you. Much appreciated brother, much appreciated.

wow that choke slam was devastating lol

The Pats should get Lamar Jackson
Happy Easter