You think Zelma Hayek used to be hot?

Oh man. I fucking quit my job. I can't believe it myself. After 20 years I practically just walked out. Bruh its a new life for me. I intend for the rest of my life to be epic. I'm planning a road trip w my pup. We are going from SF to Palm Spring for 2 days, Then drive to Tucson then 2 nights in Roswell and then 4 nights in San Antonio to do Ayahuasca . Man , work just was cramping my style man. Have you seen any of my videos?

not sure who’s actual turn it is, but I’m here to say hello to you anyway lol

I hope you had a nice weekend Mark 💜

this be the beautiful Amanda vantage point. OFF for a late night coffee.

Hey my nigga, what's good? peace out

She’s an absolute fox 🦊 no pun intended. But I think she realizes that and plays it to her advantage. Read where she suffers from body dysmorphia. I always think of JENNIFER’S BODY and the albeit too short lezzie scene between her and Amanda Seyfried. ;o lick, lick, cue mouthwash 😛

Hope your Sunday is a good one 😎

Aw and this is how Ryan met his dates before he found out about Grindr SMH. dirty homo

Jajaja so I’m not gay . Jake and I were just messing w you guys . We are 100 % heterosexual. We only like girls . Jajaja Jajaja it was all a big joke . Cheers mate .

thank you Mark ❤️ …I spent it at the beach without my kids …it was awesome :P

Hahaha, I have no recollection of that whatsoever? I never video call anyone, so I was either really fucking drunk, or you're really fucking privileged? :)

I hope you never answered, and if you did, I don't even want to fucking know what shite I was talking about! Some things are best left unsaid! :)

How are you mate? Hope all is good, you still seeing that bird from Tinder? How's that working out?