... I like DOUG ! - call me ARTHUR !

haha...

yeah Mark - stop spreading rumors about me!!!!

does my bg fit better now? Its the birth of Pegasus. :)

Hitler is a dickhead. Ryan's gonna be upset now. I've mocked his God.

oh good Im glad you told me, I can never tell what others see. I know on a phone its just the horses ass! haha.. just my luck lol

ok fine then, its a buxom blonde ex supermodel who got killed by an irish drunken sailor. ..probably raped too. Jury is still out on that

The poltergeist fucked off to live with a lesbian?

lol joking, but just the way you said you want to get to the bottom of it, to me thats brave to want to fact-check ghosts lol. I let them be if they let me alone. But i dont try to figure them out i just accept their existence. But maybe hes some old sailor w stories to tell.

So about the poltergeist. Did it slap you silly?

Dad!