He is trying to copy my accent.
Yes, we are gonna marry once we meet.

You said you rescued her from a homeless shelter like an old dog lol

so you are dating a homeless womaN?

I haven't found a woman willing to put up with my bullshit.

I'll forever be an old spinster. Eventually eaten alive by my pets. I wouldn't be found for weeks or months.

Well good luck with the female. Introduce her to bleach xx

Why is she doing your head in?

You have a woman? Really? Is she depressed, on tablets?

so Ned says you are really really fat ?

Fuck you!