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Content Creator @Jacob · Content Wizard
Member since 7/20/2026
Content Wizard

Conjures videos out of thin air on a schedule only they understand.

Finland

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commented: "beer that doesnt fit in a beer belly comes out of a titty"

Baloo is preparing to fight Jacob
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commented: "friday is close"

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commented: "@BodaciousButterfly92 on a way to lidl yep"

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commented: "he didnt see my kungfu moves, ill show him!"

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commented: "this would open a huge pandora box"

Are We About To Nuke Iran? A senator warns that America’s Iran war plan is “insane.” Tucker Carlson says a nuclear strike could be days away. Then that senator suffers a stroke.
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commented: "he is in his best form"

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Marijuana-Free Christmas Snow
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Baloo finally sees a real woman
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Wake up, now everyone can share posts like that.
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NedsMissingTeeth
2y ago

You have a partner? Using pronouns? They/Them.

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NedsMissingTeeth
2y ago

Still single?

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NedsMissingTeeth
2y ago

Fuckin' dumb womenz.

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NedsMissingTeeth
2y ago

Yeah the surgery hasn't helped. Never does. She has lovely music though.

Being eclectic LOL! (®)
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THEVORTEXRETURNS04814
2y ago

@cute#cute09012024193842
cute 51 sec.
@THEVORTEXRETURNS04814
A dead cop is a good cop its call suicide or shot to death by those they wrong everyday, our kind.

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Whatever DILDO.

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THEVORTEXRETURNS04814
2y ago

@Jacob#Jacob29122023180704
Dude when I was growing up I heard far worse than this
site has ever said FAR WORSE No lie. I still didn't care.

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NedsMissingTeeth
2y ago

You like Tori Amos?

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THEVORTEXRETURNS04814
2y ago

@Jacob#Jacob30122023212714
Don't worry no more lookups and post this year or any year sorry bout that.

MrJohnny4Times
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MrJohnny4Times
2y ago

Posting my photo is against the rules he took it off Instagram. He is an Autistic nutter, and has made a threat to kill me on my channel

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THEVORTEXRETURNS04814
2y ago

Jacob 5 min.
@THEVORTEXRETURNS04814
Don't dig into users personal info, I removed your last comment.

No I didn't.. I think your Instagram proves how much of a faggot you are.
And you sent an I love you to Lisagore its on his page......LMFAO!
Bigger FAG than I could pretend to ever be..
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THEVORTEXRETURNS04814
2y ago

Ever consider a mental hygiene it is never to late on that old paranoia ya got bud..LOL

The three main types of paranoia include paranoid personality disorder, delusional (formerly paranoid) disorder and paranoid schizophrenia. Treatment aims to reduce paranoia and other symptoms and improve the person’s ability to function. ... Paranoia is the irrational and persistent feeling that people are ‘out to get you’ or that you are the subject of persistent, intrusive attention by others.

Oh yeah nice job on that white guy you hired to make fun of Mitch it is so convincing at this juncture...

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THEVORTEXRETURNS04814
2y ago

@Jacob#Jacob09012024142807

Jacob 3 hours
I am still confused, why is Vortex sharing his VPN settings 😂😳
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That was a cloaked false setting...
A avatar. Kind of like how Johnny4Dyke.
Uses Mitch's picture to hide his real face...LMAO!

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THEVORTEXRETURNS04814
2y ago

@cute#cute09012024164425
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THEVORTEXRETURNS04814
2y ago

@cute#cute09012024155228
If you ever held a mirror up to your text.
And the mirror could talk. It would say your soul is one fucked up
retarded dumbass. LMAO!

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NedsMissingTeeth
2y ago

I've never used Patreon so I'll set up an account. I appreciate your website loads. Like a little pub in the middle of nowhere : )

MrCranky
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MrCranky
2y ago
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vortex is very proud that he knows how to be a ghost on the internet lol..... We need to congratulate him haha

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NedsMissingTeeth
2y ago

Is this website expensive to keep running?

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