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Not David

Content Creator @Jacob · Content Wizard
Member since 7/20/2026
Content Wizard

Conjures videos out of thin air on a schedule only they understand.

Finland

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6d ago
Baloo finally sees a real woman
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12d ago
Youtube recommendations for yall 😍
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20d ago
In this episode, I went through the quantum theory and quantum immortality.
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20d ago
We Live Inside a Dream.
Wake up, now everyone can share posts like that.
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HeavensHitman
2mo ago
Private Society

Is Laura learning how to speak Finnish? Where did you learn to speak English?

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Sierra
2mo ago

Yeah you're right it's not a real upload. I was on a little phone last night and didnt see your comment here telling me how to publish that. Thanks for letting me know.

I'll wait until I'm on my computer after work.

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Sierra
2mo ago

"not david" 😁

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Sierra
2mo ago

Yes it did say draft. How do I get it on my page? I've never had that happen. They usually land on my upload list

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Jacob
2mo ago
Content Creator

Video getting uploaded in Draft status by default.
If you want it to be published right away, Advanced Settings -> Status -> Published.
Or after upload go to to a video page and press "Publish".

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Sierra
2mo ago

hi hi uploaded aerosmith twice, but cant feature it because its not in the list or on my page. Orrr maybe it will show up later? I was led to the vid on the upload page after i embedded it though, soooo... (idk)

can you find my missing video ?

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Sierra
2mo ago

yay! thanks. I dont have time now but when i come back I'll hide them all. ;)

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Jawbreaker
2mo ago
Private Society

Delivery services are pretty much the majority of how people sho[ heref, and that's because theu don't want to take the time, since we are all so busy. It also help a lot of people earn supplemental income working for the services, such as DoorDash, Instacart, Uber Eats.

The other day, I saw this guy riding his bike with a strange device in his hand. Looked almost like a video game controller. About ten feet in front of him was this tiny red robot on wheels, and it didn't take me long to realize he was controlling it. Upon further investigation, I found out he was programming that little robot to be able to navigate the entire city. When all is said and done, it will virtually take the human need out of delivery services all together. Call it progress if you will, but I just see it as being another way to eliminate jobs, which makes me very upset. Families are relying upon that income, and soon they won't have it. Here's a look ahead.

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Jawbreaker
2mo ago
Private Society

Good afternoon Jacob. First of all, your calculations must be incorrect, as a 900 sq. ft. apartment here coverts to 83.6 sq. meters....for $3,000 a month, which convers to 2,574.30 Euro. Make more sense?

Secondly, I'd like to know a bit more about your area. Do most of the people there rely upon delivery for mostly everything, including food, clothing, supplies, electronics, etc., or shop in actual stores themselves? I am really big on doing all of my shopping the old way, getting off my lazy ass and leaving my home. I like to feel the quality of the clothes, trying on shoes, picking out FRESH produce and meats, etc.

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Jacob
2mo ago
Content Creator

sorry for connection interruption errors.
reworking whole channel layout.

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TurdingJohnny
2mo ago

Sam is an absolute pain in the fucking arsehole. I know I get a name for annoying some people, and yes, I do try to, but there was a stage that Sam almost succeeded in getting me to close my account here with the hundreds of comments of total shite he posted every hour. I have voted

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HeavensHitman
2mo ago
Private Society

"Will be studying finnish language, culture.
It's called "integration courses"

So she's been placed in a re-education camp?

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MrCranky
2mo ago
Power Uploader

🚨 BREAKING: President Trump signs executive order renaming LAKE ONTARIO to "LAKE AMERICA"

Effective immediately.

Omg. He is actually doing it...😭😭

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HeavensHitman
2mo ago
Private Society

One last thing, could you make all the menus pale pink? Just to give the site a more unsettling, prepubescent sort of vibe, for your users who get off on that. Not saying that I do, but not all my recommendations/suggestions should be for my benefit alone. Thanks in advance. 👍

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HeavensHitman
2mo ago
Private Society

Hey Jacob, I've got some ideas for the site. How about you let us clutter the homepage with really really annoying shorts, suitable for viewing on mobile only. To really get the site up and running, you could also charge a subscription fee or force us to watch endless ads on all the videos here. Providing a backdoor for the Chinese government might also be a good idea. I would also like the option to provide all of my subscribers with minute by minute updates of every single thing that I am doing throughout the day, whether they asked for it or not. For example, right now I am eating a bowl of Count Chocula. I would like to put photos of my bowl of Count Chocula on all my subscribers pages and feel validated by having them give thumbs up to my bowl of Count Chocula. That...and take photos of myself posing almost naked in front of a bathroom mirror, pouting and giving updates on my breast augmentation. But that would be available in "members content" only, where my subscribers would pay €79.95 a month, if you could set up such a feature.

I also have an extensive collection of recorded clips of me playing Call Of Duty online, where a 14 year old from Tampa Florida is screaming into my earpiece calling me a European socialist faggot, as he chases me around a warehouse trying to cap me with a grenade launcher. His name is Tyler, and he and I have become good friends over the years, having met through playing COD. Sometimes his dad will come into his room and beat him with a tire iron during a game for forgetting to take out the trash, and for rifling through his stash of Nascar Babes Naked and Confederate Cougars Gone Wild magazines. That fucks up our kill ratios, but still...he's a good guy and I'd like to give him some publicity here on Upload Society is that's ok?

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Jacob
2mo ago
Content Creator

it could attract lots of new traffic, no seriously lol
did you see shorts on homepage on youtube when not logged in and via vpn ?
those shorts get millions of views just because of thumbnail of half naked woman.

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Jacob
2mo ago
Content Creator

feel free to share anything you want man.

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HeavensHitman
2mo ago
Private Society

What's she studying?

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