Stephen Shakespeare.
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It was a night like this forty million years ago
I lit a cigarette, picked up a monkey skull to go
The sun was spitting fire, the sky was blue as ice
I felt a little tired, so I watched Miami Vice
I walked a dinosaur, I walked a dinosaur
Open the door, get on the floor
Everybody walk the dinosaur
Open the door, get on the floor
Everybody walk the dinosaur

What's your favourite song lyric ever?

Crevo's a huffy little bastard. I'm hoping he got tired of getting the piss taken out of him for having an unfinished caravan and an unfinished house, and he's decided to get that shit finished. Or he's dead.

I'll settle for either.

They've injected him with cancer. Tate has weeks to live!

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BREAKING: Andrew Tate (@Cobratate
) released from prison after three months behind bars

Don't worry, you'll never meet this fat fucking recluse. He's scared to even meet me for a pint in Stonehaven. His wife is in Portugal at the moment, getting porked by some half spic half African unemployed immigrant from Haiti.
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If I were to meet you I would walk into you with an elbow to the middle of your poxy creviced face.

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Donald Trump reportedly will be arraigned in Manhattan on 2:15 p.m. ET on Tuesday

Men don't wear knickers YOU STUPID WANKER , they wear Y -Fronts or briefs, trunks, or in my case boxer shorts. It is well seen that you are friends with Lynn and Nighfright . Dumb de dumb de dumb

Oh hello Cranky. Tell me something filthy.

Crevo might be on Davids.

Donald Trump INDICTED On 34 Counts As Ron DeSantis REFUSES To Extradite & Nancy Pelosi Humiliated

Disclose.tv
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JUST IN - Trans Radical Activist Network (TRAN) cancels "Trans Day of Vengeance" in Washington DC due to "astronomical amounts of hate from the world" — Daily Mail

White House Apologizes to Trans Community After They Kill Christian Kids

She's fucking mental.

nMo still failing?

She's allowed Gary Coleman for special occasions / with permission.

Ren's signed a contract. All mine.

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Donald Trump was indicted before Hunter Biden was.

Tells you everything you need to know.