It made me ill.
I had a really bad reaction and crawled up the stairs and stayed in the bathroom for nearly an hour.
I sat on the toilet shitting past myself.
ElizabethEllen 2 days ago
Johnny is obsessed with me and wants me instead of his wife. She and his son (as if he really had them) are probably the ones who will end up killing him.
Beth is obsessing about me as always , wet in the snatchy area
Today, I thought I was "nicked off" when I finished with one of my games, so I wiped. However, I was unaware that a small cigar-shaped piece was still sticking there when I wiped, so I accidently smeared a substantial amount over my shuck. As you can imagine, this had very unfortunate consequences as I were still at work. I believe this is where the term "shitehole" originated. Beth, Beth, Beth, Beth.
alextheking
3y ago
It made me ill.
I had a really bad reaction and crawled up the stairs and stayed in the bathroom for nearly an hour.
I sat on the toilet shitting past myself.
MrCranky
3y ago
Breaking. BEETLE JUICE IS FINALLY GONE! Lori Lightfoot is OUT as Mayor of Chicago
NedsMissingTeeth
3y ago
Check out the rain in Ohio, bubbling like its alive. Serious have a look.
NedsMissingTeeth
3y ago
Why do you think Bryan's evil?
NedsMissingTeeth
3y ago
Bryan is Scottish. A drunken English tramp sounds posh to Bryan.
NedsMissingTeeth
3y ago
I could out-posh Alec if I wanted.
NedsMissingTeeth
3y ago
Do you think Alec's a bit posh?
MrCranky
3y ago
What the....
MrCranky
3y ago
MrCranky
3y ago
alextheking
3y ago
I have tried weed, but it didn't appeal to me
MrJohnny4Times
3y ago
ElizabethEllen 2 days ago
Johnny is obsessed with me and wants me instead of his wife. She and his son (as if he really had them) are probably the ones who will end up killing him.
Beth is obsessing about me as always , wet in the snatchy area
MrCranky
3y ago
Stephen Colbert DESTROYED For Unhinged Meltdown After Leak Reports Prove Jon Stewart Right!
MrJohnny4Times
3y ago
Today, I thought I was "nicked off" when I finished with one of my games, so I wiped. However, I was unaware that a small cigar-shaped piece was still sticking there when I wiped, so I accidently smeared a substantial amount over my shuck. As you can imagine, this had very unfortunate consequences as I were still at work. I believe this is where the term "shitehole" originated. Beth, Beth, Beth, Beth.
MrCranky
3y ago
The conspiracy theorists were right.
MrCranky
3y ago
EndGameWW3 🇺🇸
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Pentagon: Iran needed 12 months to produce a nuclear bomb in 2018, now it needs 12 days.
NedsMissingTeeth
3y ago
The enemy within? v v
MrCranky
3y ago
"Significant Derailment" Hits Florida! Hazmat Crew Monitoring One Car with 30,000 Gallons of Propane
NedsMissingTeeth
3y ago
That Doc comment was meant for Old Mick : )
MrCranky
3y ago
"We're Dying Slowly": East Palestine Sickness, Class-Action Lawsuit Filed, 9 Air Pollutants and More