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Not on my watch.
No amateur tactics.
Be patient. Vodka now would wipe me out. I'd sleep thru 12pm. I need to pace things.
9am is technically afternoon if you've been awake since 2am. These are genuine facts.
Not yet. Drinking vodka at 7am seems ambitious.
Oh my gosh.
All my writing is fucked up. So many tablets...
I'm telling you to drink more beer because I need attention. That's what friends are for ❤
One of the greatest tunes ever v v https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AvuweztG4Q
None of you ever loved me.
Crevo would prefer to clean his caravan.
You drink so fast!
6 left? Well that's a fucking party. Can you handle it?
Makes me sad. Not angry, just a bit annoyed.
One beer left? That's the hardest beer to drink.
Apology accepted 🤐
Stay off the cakes, Fatboy.
Ever had a heart attack?
I wasn't gonna have the speed until you warned me about falling asleep. That's what friends are for ❤
As if I'd fall asleep on tablets. And you know I have alcohol skillz. I bought speed for the first time 15 years. That's gonna help.
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NedsMissingTeeth
4y ago
Not on my watch.
NedsMissingTeeth
4y ago
No amateur tactics.
NedsMissingTeeth
4y ago
Be patient. Vodka now would wipe me out. I'd sleep thru 12pm. I need to pace things.
NedsMissingTeeth
4y ago
9am is technically afternoon if you've been awake since 2am. These are genuine facts.
NedsMissingTeeth
4y ago
Not yet. Drinking vodka at 7am seems ambitious.
NedsMissingTeeth
4y ago
Oh my gosh.
NedsMissingTeeth
4y ago
All my writing is fucked up. So many tablets...
NedsMissingTeeth
4y ago
I'm telling you to drink more beer because I need attention. That's what friends are for ❤
NedsMissingTeeth
4y ago
One of the greatest tunes ever v v
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AvuweztG4Q
NedsMissingTeeth
4y ago
None of you ever loved me.
NedsMissingTeeth
4y ago
Crevo would prefer to clean his caravan.
NedsMissingTeeth
4y ago
You drink so fast!
NedsMissingTeeth
4y ago
6 left? Well that's a fucking party. Can you handle it?
NedsMissingTeeth
4y ago
Makes me sad. Not angry, just a bit annoyed.
NedsMissingTeeth
4y ago
One beer left? That's the hardest beer to drink.
NedsMissingTeeth
4y ago
Apology accepted 🤐
NedsMissingTeeth
4y ago
Stay off the cakes, Fatboy.
NedsMissingTeeth
4y ago
Ever had a heart attack?
NedsMissingTeeth
4y ago
I wasn't gonna have the speed until you warned me about falling asleep. That's what friends are for ❤
NedsMissingTeeth
4y ago
As if I'd fall asleep on tablets. And you know I have alcohol skillz. I bought speed for the first time 15 years. That's gonna help.