I paid nearly £2,000 for this, a keyboard that doesn't have a side number pad !!!!!!! So every key is slightly to the right of where I'm used to, and I'm now making typos. Beth will think I'm just like you and Mitch the Bitch Snitch in terms of stupidity. However, she has also fell for the imposters' video ruse, making her a gulible and spunk dried out old cunt. This XPS version isn't wonderful, and aside from the speakers and 4K, everything else about it pales in comparison to my previous old Dell, which I used for eight years and was far cheaper. They make very little progress but charge a lot to do so.

Well, Wanky Cranky, I never thought that I would say that you are more stupid than NightFright the Fat Fuck. Even he knows that the video is of one of the many imposters from over the years. That video is also years old and is not me. So you and Spunkbucket are both dumber than Mr. Dumbass himself. For starters, I wasn't hiding anywhere; my old laptop shit itself and I was offline for a few days, but I today purchased a nice new Dell XPS 15. It cost me nearly £2000, but the upside is that I can now watch the Fatman in 4K and listen to his horsehite dribblings through high-quality speakers.

what?

You daft twat.

My pronouns are she/him/shim. Use them properly.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CUT9m3fGqM

But I have blonde pubes.

I is droopy like a mother fucker.

If I were a lesbian would you suck my ball sack?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdpF36ldSZg

Hacktually.

Actual mega banger v v

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZAy1XAh0yo

Ha!

Mega banger
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Gaslighting Me with PSYOPS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFrA_rgdpic

Me neither. I'm gonna wait till it's on Pirate Bay.

Are you gonna watch the new Top Gun film?

Alec's only 5-7. It's the reason he's so angry. Little Man Dwarfism. So much RAGE!

You wanna meet up and drink whisky? I know a McDonalds. We can smash it up.

Does whisky ever make you angry?

Crevo called you a sulky bad influence.