You were at a young age when ur mother shat you.

How is previous tense the opposite to past tense you dope?

Are you having a beer today? I've got wine the fridge : )

I'll stop talking about shit now : )

Shat is a great word. So is Shite. Shit has so many ways to say it. Shitty. Shitter. Shithouse. Erm... etc etc.

Anton is the scat man around here. You should team up and poop over the rest of Mark's family. Seems fair.

You shat on Mark's sister?

I'm not the most hopeful. Things are gonna get worse before they get better.

Couldn't have been mine. I don't have one.

What do you make of Larry Elder? I hope he gets elected.

How's your mum getting on?

Serious shit happening in Kabul.

I'm not a fan of Russell Brand's comedy but his YT channel is great for debate and stuff. You should check his channel.

Do you watch Russel Brand on YT?

Are you dancing yet?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxS8G4HyQ_Q

I admit nothing!

Beep beep! Here comes Crevo driving his squeaky truck!

Because Crevo's delivering flowers. To the ladies.

Crevo's delivering flowers in his truck. Do you have a favourite flower?

I am always on the naughty list lol