right???? ..it’s practically like a caricature of RL at this point. like at any point someone is gonna jump out of the bushes & say welcome to candid camera :|

I’ve never wanted something to implode on someone so much in my whole life lol

did you watch Tony Bobulinski on Tucker Carlson the other night?

How many morning beers are you gonna drink? It must be 6am near you.

🙄

Not gay really.

Fuckin' gay v v

"The words of the reckless pierce like swords,
but the tongue of the wise brings healing"

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