Like an angelic bouncer.

As a Cherub I won't be allowed into Heaven myself, but I'll protect those who are in Heaven. I'll own all the best insults. Be funny not letting people in : )

Cherubs are very important.

I forgot to mention Ryan. I hope he'll be allowed into Heaven but he's a massive Nazi fan so I'll have to be extra nice. He's on thin ice.

My avatar is a bellend.

Ha! Bugs Bunny. Good choice. Not as daft as he first appears ; )

Do you like my new avatar?

That's what friends are for xxx

I'll do the same for Badslabber, Old Mick, Ren and a few others. Not sure about Crevo.

It's obviously God's decision if you can get into Heaven, but I'm pretty friendly with God. As a Cherub I'll have a direct access to Jesus and all the big players. Moses, all 12 apostles. I'll get you Heaven. That's a promise. ❤