paper bins get taken every 2 weeks, green bins get taken every 2 weeks

It's cleaner there than here
are garbage gets collected every 2 weeks
In Turkey, it's every day, even on Sunday

Our bacon is far better than yours
I get my bacon from M+S. 2 packs for £6
Smoked streaky bacon. I have 4 packs to take to Turkey with me.
I go on Thursday, got the house sitter, and my mate is taking me to Manchester airport

No sauce

I like a bacon butty

Something massive? Does Johnny4times take a shit?
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Oh hello Cranky. Are you eating bacon right now? Laying on your bed wearing nothing but underpants? Got U sussed M8.

Sizzle fucking sizzle, shizzle bizzle. Cunt.

What you being like that for Cranky? I thought me and you were homies? Don't make me come over to Yankie land and smash your fucking teeth down your throat, because if I do, you'll be paying for my flight.
Is it true that your hero Alex Jones has never actually had any documents?