Beth is really upset with you

Beth, You know the two hours every morning you use to put on a clown's share of make up? It might legitimately take you out of the 1 to 2 range on a scale of 1 to 10. But you definitely never really approach a 3. I think on a good day you're maybe like a 2.4

The funny thing is deep down you know I'm right. Why do you always wear a mask On Halloween? Because it gives you the best chance of getting laid since the fantasy football season ended. Maybe you can get through life with a mail order groom from Indonesia, but I'm not sure hes going to be able to stand your ugly face. Ugliness is universal. There's probably like a 50% chance he will run away to Mexico within a week. And that's not counting all of the other places he could run away to.

Seriously, your top priority in life right now should not be your job. Definitely not sharing cat pics on Facebook to your "friends". You need to find a plastic surgeon right now so you don't ruin the rest of your life. I'm not trying to be mean I'm just stating facts and trying to help you as a friend. Maybe if he's good he can take you up to a 4. Think of how life changing that would be. You wouldn't always be the ugliest person in the room.

Beth, I think everyone feels sympathy for you because it's rare to come out of your mother's womb looking that ugly as a baby, and then keep looking that way through life. Yes, the office has seen your baby pics. Your mom shared them with me when I slept with her a few weeks ago. Its strange a lady that fine can produce something as ugly as you. She doesn't understand it either.

Have you seen your nose? Your face woud definitely look better with that thing sawed off. I can assure you that every guy that has had the displeasure of sleeping with you has only done so as a punishment for losing their fantasy league. Or maybe they are blind.

Beth, Get in a positive emotional state because this is gonna hurt. You're ugly. Like REALLY ugly. You need to get plastic surgey asap. Like seriously I can't believe everyone's been humoring you for this long! I don't know if I can stand to keep working with your ugly face (I want to gag whenever I look at you) and honestly I think I have a higher tolerance for it than the average person.

You reek of cat piss. Those below average looking guys that hit on you occasionly are only doing it as a joke to make themselves feel less insecure. I'm pretty sure everyone else just keeps you around so that they look better in comparison. Or maybe they just need a self esteem boost because whenever they see you they realize they don't have it that bad. And when I say "everyone else" I really do mean everyone else because you do really look worse in comparison to every person you interact with on a daily basis. This includes fatty Patty and that one guy in accounting who has a serious facial deformity.

Yesi is on Skype

we are all going to die

President Trump got his request for a special master - hehe :p

Were those big comments to Baloo your own? Be honest...

I owned you bitch!
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