I usually water my beers down with battery acid. It burns your esophagus away, but that means you don't have to worry about getting cancer of the esophagus. Try it when you're drunk.

Why don't you have a mullet these days?

Facially unappealing"

Sheldon is a invention by some techwiz that is racially unappealing and insecure in person.that person in that photo obviously isn't shelly :T

You honestly had a mullet? Haaaa! Fucking classic : )

Cuckoo v v

Maybe that's why he ghosted your dumbass"

And the point of that video is........despite shel being a fake,heartless has a lot more depth and intrigue than you.maybe hate why he ghosted your dumbass

You know cranky,it's common for 57 year old men to be like mitch.whine,scream,play video games,live online and such

57 year old men talking about retirement plans is not normal which is why Mitch never does that"sarcasm"

Mitch doesn't have a wife

Mitch doesn't have kids

Mitch doesn't have grandkids

Hell Mitch doesn't even have legs.so what is he living for?is hell to small for his fatass