Yes, he is. Years ago, when I began harassing him for insulting me, I discovered what he was up to. When he realised I was LURKING every day, WAITING and WATCHING him, he stopped doing sleazy things with kids. Today I had a fantastic evacuation. I thought I was going to pass out, and it was such a relief when I eventually made it to the Turdery Room.

Beth is a unique individual who has led a fulfilling life. Don't you think she's fantastic? I'd like to have a motorcycle, not a scooter, and a friend who owns a pool. My brother has a pool, but he lives in Massachusetts, which is too far away from Aberdeenshire to visit. It is too cold to have an outside paddle pool here.

Beth is so lucky to have a real life she feels the need to write it down every few days .Subliminally she tells us a lot about her real person.

Or aliens.

I've seen demons.

When did you meet an angel face to face?

well theres baby jesus for a start !

I don't have a ham sandwich. You can keep him x

so whos your favorite jesus then ?

I'm waiting for Alec to show me his ballbag.

He's lucky to be a Danger Boy at all.