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Meaning of wanky in English
Wanky
adjective. UK offensive

UK /ˈwæŋ.ki/ US /ˈwæŋ.ki/
very stupid or very poor quality:
Dave's got some wanky notion

Hey Wanky, I have had three excellent evacuations today already, and it is only 8.30pm. I hope you can soon afford a decent laptop as your excuse for being an illiterate fool and having lots of TYPOS is getting old. I could send you some money as I was making great money working the double bank holiday for Lizzy Windsor's 70th jubilee. What part of Millville do you rent your hovel ? But wouldn't some locals steal the cash ?

Well Wanky, have you learned to spell yet you stupid twat? Tomorrow marks the 13th anniversary of Watching, Lurking, Waiting. The Fat Crippled Snitch Bitch will know June 9th 2009. Lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

anyways i'm logging now crank. i mean off the site...not in the toilet har har har. today's a proud moment for me. I'm potty training my eldest. Wish those little arse cheeks the best of luck. Top of the day to you laddy.

U busted me Crank. I thought I could hide my fat face in a mask in my videos. Plus it wasn't a good mask anyways. I had to use some of my trusted toilet paper and dye it to make a good mask. Or so I thought? :(

Next to discussing my bowels, my other favorited hobby is Mitch. I must be in love with him or something. How else do you explain my obsessing over him for the past ten or so years? Is it because Mitch is disabled and tries to entertain people with his horror videos and I have nothing in life??? Except a nice good shitting here or there?? I must be so strong because I make fun of a man in a wheelchair. Sign my autograph Crank!! You can sign my fat belly. Har har har.

Will your needy arse settle for a wetty?

I had a case of the toots this morning. Made my wife get her arse outta dodge so fast I nearly shited myself laughing har har har. Im talken wet flatulance babbby.

Hi Crank. I took five...Count em five shites today. Wish me luck for a sixth har har har.

President is in town for the Summit of the Americas, I wonder if he will talk about how the U.S. sent C.I.A assassins to murder Democratically elected
President Jacobo Árbenz on behalf of the fruit cannery Dole the world's largest fruit and vegetable company